Bahasa "Indonesia" lebih simpel dari bahasa Inggris

Bukti kalau bahasa Indonesia lebih simpel dari bahasa Inggris In English : “Would you care to validate your previous statement?” In Indonesian : “SUMPE LO?! In English : “Sorry, I think you miscalculated your own capabilities to handle the task at hand.” In Indonesian : “Nenek lu kiper! In English : “Would you care to elaborate on that statement?” In Indonesian : “MAKSUD LOH?!” In English : “There’s a 75% chance I won’t make it, I’m far too busy for ur stupid event.” In Indonesian : “Insya’allah gw dateng!” In English : “The meeting will start at 9:15 AM. Please be there 15 minutes beforehand.” In Indonesian : “Rapatnya jam 8!” In English :”Let’s try this new scam and see if those carbo-ladden brains buy it” In Indonesian : “Mama minta pulsa” In English : “Please stop by our outlet. There might be stuff you’ll find interesting.” In Indonesian : “Giordanonya, Kakaaak!” In English : “I’ve stumbled upon something that might be of interest to you. You might find it useful.” In Indonesian : “CEKIDOT GAN!” In English : “I’m so overwhelmed by this turn of event that I’m speechless and in awe.” In Indonesian : “ANJROT!” In English : “This is a very interesting topic that everybody should stay updated about this.” In Indonesian : “Sundul, Gan!” In English : “I definitely won’t make it. You guys go and have fun without me.” In Indonesian : “Ntar gue nyusul.” In English : “You’re absolutely, positively 100% correct. But I knew that already.” In Indonesian : “EMBEER!” In English : “That’s so profound. I can’t contribute anything further but I need to say something to sound equally smart.” In Indonesian : “Dalem.”